Grim Fairy Tale: June Is Bustin' Out All Over

Once upon a time it was June in the city of Chicago, still stuck in the sorry, scandal-ridden cheapskate state of Ill-A-Noise, and the hardworking membersheep of the CTEwe were trudging resolutely towards the finish . . .

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Sadly for the membersheep, the year ended as badly as it had begun.

April showers and misplaced powers

Once upon a time it was April in the city of Chicago, which was still stuck, saadly enough, in the sorry, scandal-ridden, cheapskate state of Ill-A Noise. In many ways it was a perfect month, . . .

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April Showers and an April Fool's for the membersheep.

Maaaarching Along

Once upon a time it was the merry month of Maaarch in the city of Chicago, which was, saadly, still located in the scandal-ridden cheapskate state of Ill-A-Noise. However, due to the Windy City’s newest . . .

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Trouble in Paradise?

Once upon a time it was February in the city of Chicago, which was, unfortunately, still located in the sorry, scandal-ridden, cheapskate state of Ill-A-Noise, and things were starting to look really baaad for the . . .

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And a Happy New Year to All!

Once upon a time it was January in the city of Chicago, located in the sorry, scandal-ridden, politically constipated cheapskate state of Ill-A-Noise. It was almost the official beginning of round six for the membersheep . . .

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Another year bites the dust

Once upon a time it was finally December in the city of Chicago, that toddlin’ town, city of the big shoulders, still situated in the northeastern corner of the sorry scandal ridden cheapskate state of . . .

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Oh, Canada! Eh, Canada?

Once upon a time it was October in the city of Chicago, located in the sorry scandal-ridden cheapskate state of Ill-A-Noise, and there was more than the customary amount of angst to go around.
The . . .

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