MEDIA WATCH: HIT LIST 'HEARINGS' BEGIN JANUARY 28? CPS 'Communications' continues Middle School 'Mean Girls' treatment of Substance... Barbara Byrd Bennett press release goes to everyone in Chicago media -- Except one daily news service!... Becky Carroll to receive the first annual 'Leni' award
The New Year began and little changed at the Ministry of Propaganda in the nation's third-largest school system. On January 11, 2013, CPS "Chief Communications Officer" Becky Carroll ($165,000-per year; no teaching or education experience or training in Chicago) put out a press release. But not for Substance.
So before we share the latest attempt by CPS officials and the Emanuel administration to evade the Illinois law about Chicago school facilities (and continue the Big Lie about a "deficit" that isn't and a "utilization crisis" that also ain't) it may be time to solicit scripts from readers who want to portray the staff of the CPS and City Hall (Mayor's Press Office) ministries of propaganda. We're tentatively calling the prize we'll give for these people the "Leni Riefensthal" award in honor of one of their predecessors from the last century. (We didn't have the heart to name it in honor of the "genius" who promulgated the rule currently being followed at CPS: If you are going to tell a lie, tell a big one and repeat it over and over... (*)etc. because anyone who murders his own family when his fantasies abruptly come to an end should be remembered in a different vein...).
Anyway, the award is a "Leni." The statue is being designed. But the up-to-date 21st Century fictional series will be something along the lines of a Middle School "Mean Girls" production, which more teachers and Chicago children are familiar with. (Check it out: The CPS Ministry of Propaganda specialized in this side of the diversity spectrum, etc.). One requirement: The main Mean Girl has to have repeatedly failed her math classes in both high school and colleges and developed "communications" skills that focus on obfuscation of general realities and specific denial of all numerical ones. Whether the topic is How to Measure Underutilization or What is a Deficit, the criteria are the more fiction the better. We won't go too far in suggesting lines and actions from the winners of the Leni each year, except to note that the winner will probably turn darkly angry when anyone asks here about specific facts based on reality as measured by numbers that matter (as opposed to "data" and other fictional constructs).
BELOW, THE LATEST ITERATION OF THE BARBARA BYRD BENNETT UNDERUTILIZATION CRISIS THINGY SHOW.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:. January 11, 2013. CPS CEO Barbara Byrd-Bennett Announces Second Round of Community Engagement on School Utilization. CPS Will Offer Communities Opportunity to Provide Feedback on Individual Schools Starting January 28. Office of Communications Â· 125 South Clark Street Â· Chicago, IL 60603 Â· (773) 553-1620 Â· FAX: (773) 553-1621
Chicago -- Today, [January 11, 2013] Chicago Public Schools (CPS) CEO Barbara Byrd-Bennett announced a second round of community engagement around the Districtâ€™s utilization crisis to allow parents and other members of our school communities to provide feedback on specific schools in their neighborhoods that may be considered as part of CPS's efforts to right-size the District.
Her intent to do this was validated by the Commission on School Utilization report released yesterday.
"We recognize the need for a more granular level of community engagement.”
"s something we've heard loud and clear as part of the community meetings the Commission on School Utilization has hosted over the last several weeks," said CEO Byrd-Bennett. â€œIt is critical that the community has the chance to give us their feedback on individual schools, and we want to provide them with that opportunity."
Starting Jan. 28, CPS will hold at least 28 meetings throughout Chicago. Divided by two meetings per CPS school Network, communities will have an opportunity to give specific feedback about individual schools. Once CEO Byrd-Bennett has completed her review of the Commission on School Utilization's recommendations, CPS will release a list of schools that remain on the table for possible consideration as part of its efforts to right-size the District. The second round of community engagement will run through the end of February. There will be time for public comment at each meeting, which will be moderated by an independent facilitator. Dates, times and locations of these meetings will be announced in the coming days. Parents will be informed of these meetings via multiple forms of communication, including robo-calls, letters mailed home, by email, via cps.edu and at individual schools.
CEO Byrd-Bennett formed the eight-member Commission to rigorously and respectfully engage school communities around CPS's efforts to right-size the District, which will allow CPS to better invest its resources to provide a high-quality education for every student in every community. Since last November, the Commission has listened to hundreds of community members at six community meetings, as well as collected data and information from subject matter experts such as CPS officials, academics, researchers and Chicago Teachers Union leaders.
After gathering community feedback at these meetings, the Commission provided CEO Byrd-Bennett yesterday with a report and recommendations to consider as a part of her decision-making around CPS's efforts to right-size the District.
She is currently reviewing those recommendations and after briefing Chicago Board of Education (Board) members, CEO Byrd-Bennett will provide a response to the Commission in the coming days. She may accept some or all of their recommendations. This process will help remove schools from consideration and allow CPS to look more closely at schools that remain on the table.
CPS will post this list of schools online after the CEO has submitted her response to the Commission. These schools will not necessarily be included as part of a final set of recommendations to the Board as this work will continue over the next several weeks.
"This second round of public meetings will allow CPS to conduct a much-needed deeper dive with school communities," said CEO Byrd-Bennett. "We want parents, community members and the public to better inform us of what they know at the school level that our own data may not have captured."
Chicago Public Schools serves 403,000 students in 681 schools. It is the nation's third-largest school district.
* Josef Goebbels.